THE BLARNEY STONE - words and music by Ween
**from the album "The Mollusk"

On the album the Blarney Stone sounds as though the tape was slowed down
alot so that version would be down at least a step. I'm purty sure that
this is how they play it live though, and I think it sounds better this
way anyways. A real easy song to play but fun as hell when you're drunk.

The Blarney Stone

This is the Violin part between the verses:

E-3---7---5h7p5---3-------3---7---5-3-2-3------------------
B---------------------3------------------------------------

E-3---10---5h7p5--3---7---3---7---5-3-2-3------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------

I am positive this is 100% correct, listen to it to get the timing but
its really fun to play if you got a friend to play the chord

G
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
D G
If I pull out the Claymore you're shit out of luck
G
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
D G
After I fuck her, she'll get up and sing

G Em D
Aye aye aye
G D G
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
G Em D
Aye aye aye
G D G
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

Aye aye aye
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Ain't got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Aye aye aye
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
Got stones in my bladder got a crack in me head
When Patty starts cryin' this is what I said

Aye aye aye
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

**Tabbed by Jerm and Todd
Awesome Sound - Ween Guitar tabs (www.vaxxine.com/mtbhl/ween.htm)