TOUCH MY TOOTER - words and music by Ween
*from the album "Pure Guava"

I think this song might be one the most fucked up ones Deaner was talkin'
about. So I've updated it. It's the same chord progression, I just play 'em
differently.

C G G

E |==0== ==3== ==1==
B |==8== ==3== ==1==
G |==9== ==4== ==2==
D |=10== ==5== ==3==
A |===== ===== ==3==
E |===== ===== ==1==

Touch My Tooter - by Ween

C G C
Buggy why's my brain so muddy
G C
Why do I feel like puddy
G C G
When she walks into the room
F F
Touch my tooter - smoocher
C G C
Sonny it ain't all milk and honey
G C
And I don't think it's funny
G C G
When she starts to groove
C G C
Baby ain't it feelin' lazy
G C
And ain't it crazy
G C G
When you think it's all smooth
F F
Touch my tooter - smoocher

Buggy why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like puddy
When she walks into the room

Sonny ain't it funny
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove

Touch my tooter - smoocher

(The little blues piece before the solo)

e--8----
b--10---
g--12b--

***Version 2*** by Weenzer

Flip on your grunge/distortion pedal for this one, ladies and gents.

C G
G------9--------4--------|
D-----------------------O|
A-----------------------O|
E--8-8----8/3-3----3/----|

F
D--3--|
A--3--|
E--1--|

C G C
Buggy, why's my brain so muddy
G C
Why do I feel like putty
G C
When she walks into the room

F
Touch my tooter - smoocher

Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove

Baby, if you're feeling lazy
And ain't it crazy
When you think this all through

Touch my tooter, smoocher

Buggy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty
When she walk into the room

Sonny, ain't it funny
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove

Touch my tooter, smoocher

Take it down for me, bring me home

<solo> (play twice)

e-----------------------6-------------3---------3-5--
B--8-8-8-8-7-6-5-4-4-4-4-4-3-1-1-1-1-1-2-3-3-3-3-5---

Buggy, why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like putty
When she walk into the room

Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove

***Solo Version 2*** by GABOU!!!

This is just a small update for the solo...

Solo live

E |========================================================|======================6========
B |=8=8=8=8=7=6=5=4=4=4=4=4=4==3=2=1=1=1=1=1^3^1=0==0=1s3==|=8=8=8=8=7=6=5=4=4=4=4=4=3=2=1=1
G |================================================2=======|===============================
D |========================================================|===============================
A |========================================================|==============================
E |========================================================|===============================

E |======3=====3====10=====10==|
B |=1=1=1==1=1====8====8=8=====|
G |============================|
D |============================|
A |============================|
E |============================|

Buggy why's my brain so muddy
Why do I feel like puddy
When she walks into the room

Sonny it ain't all milk and honey
And I don't think it's funny
When she starts to groove

***Bass Tab*** by Guff

H q e e q e e q 4x e e e e e e e e
----|--r-----||---------5------------||-----------r--------r-----|------
4:--|--e-----||*-----------------5--*||-----------e--------e-----|------
4:--|--s--10\||*--3--3--------------*||-----------s--------s-----|------
----|--t-----||------------3--3------||--1--1--1--t--1--1--t--1--|------
Verse 1 Chorus

e e e e e e e e e e q e e q 8x e e e e e e
---------r--------------||---------5------------||-----------r----------
---------e--------------||*-----------------5--*||-----------e----------
---------s--------------||*--3--3--------------*||-----------s----------
1--1--1--t--1--1--1--1--||------------3--3------||--1--1--1--t--1--1----
Verse 2 Chorus

e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
r-----|-------------------------|--------5--r-----------r--|------------
e-----|-----------3-------------|-----------e--------5--e--|------------
s-----|-------------------------|--3--3-----s-----------s--|--3--3------
t--1--|--1--1--1-----1--1--1/13\|-----------t--3--3-----t--|------------
Verse 3

e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
5--r--------r--12--|--------5--r--------r--12--|--------r--5------------
---e--------e------|-----------e--------e------|--------e---------------
---s--------s------|--3--3-----s--------s------|--3--3--s---------------
---t--3--3--t------|-----------t--3--3--t------|--------t-----3--3------

e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
r/12--|--------5--r--------r/12--|--------r--5--------r--x--12--|-------
e-----|-----------e--------e-----|--------e-----------e---------|-------
s-----|--3--3-----s--------s-----|--3--3--s-----------s---------|--3----
t-----|-----------t--3--3--t-----|--------t-----3--3--t---------|-------

e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
---r--5--------r--------|--------r--5--------r----|-----14-----r--14----
---e-----------e--5--x--|--------e-----------e--3/|------------e--------
3--s-----------s--------|--3--3--s-----------s----|--8------8--s--------
---t-----3--3--t--------|--------t-----3--3--t----|------------t--------
Chorus

e e e e e e e e e e e e e q e e q 3x
---r--14--|--14--14-----r-----------14--||---------5------------||------
---e------|-------------e---------------||*-----------------5--*||------
8--s------|----------8--s--8--8--8------||*--3--3--------------*||------
---t------|-------------t---------------||------------3--3------||------
Guitar Solo

e e e e e e e e q q s s e e e q q s s e e
------r--5--5-----------|-----------------------|-----------------------
------e--------------5--|-----------------------|-----------------------
3--3--s-----------3-----|--3--3--3--3--2--1--0--|-----------------------
------t--------3--------|-----------------------|--4--4--4--4--4--3-----
Bridge

e e q q s s e e e e e e e e e e e e q q
------|--------------------------|--------------------------|-----------
------|--------------------------|--------------------------|-----------
------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--3--3-----
2--1--|--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|-----------
Bass a little

s s e e e q q s s e e e e q q q q e e e
---------------|--------------------------|--------------|--------------
---------------|--------------------------|--------------|--------------
3--3--2--1--0--|--------------------------|--------------|--------------
---------------|--4--4--4--4--4--3--2--1--|--1--1--1--1--|--1--1--1-----
behind here ^ and here ^

e h q H e e q e e q 4x w 4x
---------r--|-----r--||---------5------------||--||---r---||------|-----
---------e--|-----e--||*-----------------5--*||--||*--e--*||--2:--|-----
---------s--|-----s--||*--3--3--------------*||--||*--s--*||--4:--|-----
1--x--x--t--|--1--t--||------------3--3------||--||---t---||------|-----
Verse 4

h q e h e q e Q e e q e Q e q e q e e e
r--|--r-----r--r--|--r-----r-----r--|--r-----r-----|--r-----r---------||
e--|--e--5--e--e--|--e--5--e--5--e--|--e--5--e-----|--e--5--e--5--5-5-||
s--|--s-----s--s--|--s-----s-----s--|--s-----s-----|--s-----s---------||
t--|--t-----t--t--|--t-----t-----t--|--t-----t--3--|--t-----t---------||

**Tabbed by Jerm and Todd
Awesome Sound - Ween Guitar tabs (www.vaxxine.com/mtbhl/ween.htm)